What is the funniest thing you have heard an elderly person say?

Question by Katie: What is the funniest thing you have heard an elderly person say?
My grandmother was falling asleep on the couch when we heard the refrigerator grumble. She started in a very subdued matter-of-fact voice,” The icemaker is making ice.”

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Answer by Murzy
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10 thoughts on “What is the funniest thing you have heard an elderly person say?”

  1. I was golfing with my grandpa (nicest person on earth) and he missed the hole by a few inches and then he threw his golf club and said
    “DANG GOOD BOBBET! ! ! Shove it in! ! !”

  2. My grandmother when asked if she would like to live in a mansion if she won the lottery said “it would be lovely but I couldn’t clean all those rooms at my age”.

  3. My grandfather was a retired hippie of the 60’s, and though he loved peace and love, when it came to road rage, he was the master at it. I remember him always screaming “YOU DRIVE LIKE I $ HIT, AND THAT STINKS” or “MY DEAD MOTHER CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU”
    The last words he said to me before he passed away were “Grandson, the best place to have sex is in the shower”… And then he passed away shortly after

  4. GF’s step-grandmother was berating GF’s stepfather for being cheap about planning for her funeral costs and declared “I don’t care what you do with me, stick a bone up my ass and let the dogs carry me off for all I care.”

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